metalzerofour: mooshoo: My avocado-loving girlfriend made me try my first avocado the other night. I’ll be honest: I hated everything about it. The texture of it was like a banana, but once it got into your mouth it was mushy pudding. As for the taste, it tasted like a combination of a rotten green grape and Bigfoot’s dick. As bad as that experience was, I’m willing to try it again. Anyone have any suggestions for how to make this go better? I don’t have any suggestions. I’m just reblogging because this made me laugh really fucking hard. I know a lot of people that hate avocados, but love guacamole. Mash up the avocado, add diced onions, tomatoes, and a jalapeño. Season with salt, pepper, a pinch of cumin and oregano and a squeeze of lime juice. or just sprinkle a bit of salt over it and some hot sauce :)

metalzerofour:

mooshoo:

My avocado-loving girlfriend made me try my first avocado the other night. I’ll be honest: I hated everything about it. The texture of it was like a banana, but once it got into your mouth it was mushy pudding. As for the taste, it tasted like a combination of a rotten green grape and Bigfoot’s dick.

As bad as that experience was, I’m willing to try it again. Anyone have any suggestions for how to make this go better?

I don’t have any suggestions. I’m just reblogging because this made me laugh really fucking hard.

I know a lot of people that hate avocados, but love guacamole. Mash up the avocado, add diced onions, tomatoes, and a jalapeño. Season with salt, pepper, a pinch of cumin and oregano and a squeeze of lime juice.

or just sprinkle a bit of salt over it and some hot sauce :)

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  1. theowlscontinuethechase said: Add sushi, problem solved.
  2. kindoflikespitting reblogged this from mooshoo
  3. 3ndless4ever said: Yes that’s how I felt the first time but then I had guacamole n then i was in love… Add salt crush up tomatoes n some onions add some lemon or lime n eat with chips!
  4. basterdguy reblogged this from mooshoo and added:
    Pour some condensed milk on it!
  5. yeahiwasintheshit said: if you dont like bigfoot dick, you arent going to like avocado.
  6. robtimusalanhintonian said: My suggestion to make it better, don’t try it again!
  7. asianjoe said: Uhh, you ate it straight? Try Guacamole on some chips
  8. giocat24 said: Put salt on it!
  9. terrhimself reblogged this from teenymeanie and added:
    Filipinos and some other Southeast Asians cut avocados into slice or cubes, and pour ice cold milk and sugar over it....
  10. reallykatie said: guacamole is your friend!!! so fucking delicious.
  11. crazycatladyfromchicago said: Add some Tony’s to it or lime and it will taste much much better
  12. krash-nebula said: LMFAO “a combination of a rotten green grape and Bigfoot’s dick”
  13. anxiousclown said: Make ceviche.
  14. iamrodnunez said: Put the slices on a burger.
  15. orangehouse said: Guacamole or try it cut in half, removing the pit and filling it with balsamic vinegar- sprinkle with sea salt, eat with spoon.
  16. indecisivekd said: Try eating it with sugar or honey.
  17. emmawitte said: Add salt. Or add to anything mexican related, they work great together.
  18. imthedivineashley said: Salt—think edamame style. Also, put it on tacos! EVERYTHING TASTES GOOD ON TACOS!
  19. pidutski said: Put it under smoked salmon, roll it, dip it onto soy sauce, taste yumm
  20. elmarmialma said: here in chile we try it in salad or in the breakfast with bread, but you have to pound it and put it on the bread. It tastes wonderful (I love avocado). Also there’s a lot of ways to make it in salad. you can make an hamburger with tomato and avocado
  21. ant3ver said: Make a sandwich… Eat that after.
  22. flovvers said: Nachos. Avocado milkshake (and I’m serious about this)
  23. ogkat said: salt !
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